GOOD MORNING FRIENDS!
T'was a bit enlightening to see how many of you
actually found the
KASIYH
blog post from Saturday night.
Not many for sure,
but
THANK YOU
to those devoted readers that did find it
[ Such as our dear friend David Brown ]
even though we chose not to "advertise" it on Facebook.
We
CAN
be
sneaky
that
way
GGC had forgotten how discombobulated our office area becomes at the end of the liturgical seasons of Advent and Christmas. Good God in Heaven above ,,, you should SEE the tons of music we have to sort through [this will takes hours upon hours, we kid you not] and file away [another few hours]. Have not begun this lovely process yet, but need to do so post haste. Talk about the "Wreck of the Hesperus" our office area looks like a hurricane blew through here. [ Bad analogy when our friends in Texas have been hit by real tornado's...please forgive.] From about the 23rd of December through yesterday [and beyond as we have yet to collect all the Christmas music from St. John's Choir = we are still celebrating the liturgical season of Christmas] seems like one big, massive blur. Simply not forgetting anything or anyone was the main objective, hence things are scatted helter-skelter all over the place. If our dear departed Bette Davis walked in here [or any other part of the Palace right now] she would undoubtedly say:
Add to this annual liturgical music mess the fact that we are STILL in the middle [dare we even imply the word "middle" ??? ] of T.E.B.P. [ The Eternal Bathroom Project ] and it is simply not a pretty picture folks. Of course [dear Christine Jefferd's friend ] CRAIG wants to either: [1] Chuck everything into garbage bags and throw it into the garage OR [2] Open one of the office windows and throw it all out, it lands wherever it lands. Yeah, that CRAIG'S solution to this disaster area. GREGORY on the other hand wants to go area by area, collect and sort through EVERYthing and find a proper place for each every single item. [Read = takes days to accomplish]. Whereas GREG is, once again, the happy medium twixt the two, toss what needs to be tossed, categorize the rest, allot a certain amount of time for the entire project and get it done. And you wonder why we love GREG so much ? We would LOVE to be as organized as GREGORY wants us to be, and it something we aim for, but in actuality LIFE takes over and we never seem to reach his perfectionist goals.
You remember that today is
"RANDOM THOUGHTS on a MONDAY"
right
?
NEXT TOPIC IS
POOP
[ Hey, it's random ]
We know our poop.
We have dealt with
Crohn's Disease
for decades upon decades.
[ Remember Crohn's runs in our family, having hit all three sons of our parents]
We have dealt with
Crohn's Disease
wAAAAAAAy
before it became popular
[ or was even known about in the general population ]
as one of the
I.B.S.
[ Irritable Bowel Syndrome ]
diseases.
So
we
KNOW
our
poop.
[ We are laughing so hard right now,,,, CRAIG is loving this topic! ]
All the crap
[ still laughing here]
about IBS and Crohn's Disease
aside,
a
GOOD B.M.
can be a nearly orgasmic experience
as far as GGC is concerned.
"THANK YA JESUS!"
is commonly heard from the
Throne Room
here at
The Palace
after
a
good
POOP
When we get a text or phone call
from close loved one's who are in distress
[ like our niece's Lisa Jeske, Jennifer Presor or Jessica Hand ]
one of the
FIRST
things we suggest
is for them to have a good
BOWEL MOVEMENT.
Ask them,
they'll tell ya.
WHY
are we discussing
POOP
this morning?
Because we had a
" THANK YA JESUS! "
movement ~ moment
today
and
we simply wanted to share our
poop position
with you,
our dear readers.
Please,
don't be a
turd,
enjoy the
lightness
of this topic.
NOT meant to be serious.
[ Although a good BM is seriously fun.]
SO
your
Is As Follows:
What
ONE WORD
would you use to describe
a
good
BOWEL MOVEMENT?
[ POOP ]
We can hardly wait to see how many of you
DARE
answer this question.
[Another terminology used here at the Palace:
" R.T.'s" = when you are all prepared for a good BM
and all you produce are
"Rabbit Turds".
VERY frustrating.]
Hey, it's just guys in the Palace here, even Paulie!
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